There was one day a while ago where I was feeling cute and sassy and boob-happy.

I have a fucking day shift tomorrow, I forgot, FUCK.  Why am I getting these random fucking day shifts?!  I AM A NIGHT SHIFT GIRL, GUYS!  Ugh.

Good night, early morning tomorrow…

Caramel hot chocolate.  In a super Canadian mug and everything.

Good morning/afternoon.  I just woke up and this is my hair.  Wat.

And now I have to go get ready for work because I work 4:45-2AM and this sucks. 


Mrrreeehhhhhh.

Slut up!  Goin’ dancing!!

more like your “i gotta take a poop” face.

Bitch, this is my “I gotta take a poop face”.

Get it right.

This is my “I don’t want to fucking go to work, don’t make me fucking go!!” face.  Cute, isn’t it?

Eating pussy.  How it’s done.

My little man is so cute.  Jude, bb, why you so cute?!

what brand of eye shadow do you use? it looks amazing!

@illustratedpoo!  My most favourite brand of eyeshadow IN THE WORLD is Sugarpill Cosmetics by a lovely, lovely lady I’ve been following for years (since before she started her make-up line), Amy Doan.  I don’t use a primer and in the photos that I took earlier, my make-up was done dry.  The photo above is just now, after I’ve gotten off work.  I haven’t touched it up once.  This stuff is so bright and vibrant and stays on all day.  I sound like a commercial.  But.  Seriously.  Everyone needs to try Sugarpill.  :D

I have both of the palettes plus the Asylum, Goldilux, Darling, and Royal Sugar loose shadows.  I’m in love with all of them.